Thursday, August 13, 2009

Teach Your Allosaurus to Windsurf

If anybody out there is wondering how to get young people interested in windsurfing, let me suggest this simple tactic: teach an allosaurus to windsurf. All it takes is a special windsurfer modified for saurians, like so. These can be found at many windsurf shops dedicated to recycling:


Place (carefully) your allosaurus onto the windsurfer. Beachstarting is recommended:



Allow the allosaurus to sheet in:


And away we go!

For those interested in getting your children interested in surfing, let me suggest this other tactic: teach your stegosaurus to surf!


A special dinosaur-resistant surfboard. Note: this model is constructed from special carbon-neutral components.


Go, Stego!